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Name: Marina

Email: marina£$@&

Subject: “I think London School of Lasagne is…..”

… not as good as you!

You delivery faster than elves on speed. I ordered at 5.30pm and I was weearing it by Lunchtime!

I hereby dub thee Duke of the Internet.

Thanks YNM!

Subject: Re: Contact from Marina

Thanks Marina - what a kind email!

We do try our best.

Speed certainly does help - (actually, we love Methamphetimines) but please don’t call us elves. We are vertically challenged present packing co-ordinators.

“Elves” isn’t very PC anymore.

Please can we publish your email on our news page sometime? to brag to the world about how great we are…

Hope to hear from you again! : ) : ( : /

Note to self: We must get Harry Hill and his team of melodic maestros to come up with a catchy jingle for this increasingly regular feature (Classic Letter of the Week).


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