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Sunday, 28 December 2008

Sausage

The shortest story yet from our author in residence Mr. Ben Farleigh

Sausage.

When I got off the tube in Piccadilly circus, there was a sign at the bottom of the escalator that said “Dogs must be carried”. But I was stuck because, of course, I didn’t have a dog with me.

I failed at wrestling one from a blind man (a surprisingly aggressive and short tempered blind man) and eventually I negotiated a ‘share’ with a homosexual carrying a sausage dog.

admin at 05:11 PM

1 Comments:

Tuesday , January 06, 2009 09:14 AM

Mr S

Nice story Benny!

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